I never had a doll, even as a child. *ponder*
 Dear Santa…
Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! Last Tuesday I helped allfor_one hide a body (-173 points). In August I gave civ_barbarian a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to captainbarbossa in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I bought porn for lick_of_flame (10 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I’ve been nice (1463 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
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Life Belongs to Sekhmet 
Given the proper motivation, more like you’d be the one to crack those bones and suck them dry as dust.
*smirks* You were always one of those precious few who knew me best, Hector. How have you been doing, mon Qu’abtan?
You were always a hard woman to know. I can’t imagine why prouder men than I have fought tooth and nail for the privilege. *smirking*
Better now that my bones don’t go bare by moonlight. Makes me right meaty fare, worthy of being supped upon by lioness and jackal alike.
You are surprised that they have fought tooth and nail or that so many have not? *nefarious smile* I think it is a far more powerful thing to be underestimated by most, don’t you?
I do believe you are trying to entice this Lioness, Hector. Now that your bones do not go bare by moonlight, are you now more inclined to take a stroll beneath it?
Well I know that many have. And I’ll wager you’ve been grappled o’er by both sorts of fools: the ones who underestimate the adder’s bite, and the ones who overestimate their ability to grasp her by the head.
*rasping chuckle* There be predators enough between us without me dangling bait. As for moonlit strolls, why — are ye issuing an invitation, dear Fanny?
But, Hector….you know that I am! *wry smile*
*lips curl into an enigmatic grin* The body of whom, I wonder …
*stare* I have NO idea! It was shrouded!
Some details, I suppose, are better left untold.
Athos! Just WHAT is it that you are *not* saying to me?
Contemplate the character that I am, Fanny. When have I ever left an enemy go unchecked?
She stares at him, her face blanching, “You wouldn’t dare!”
I dare not believe that you utter those words to me!
And I dare not believe that you would infer that you would do something so….hienous with nary a word!
This is still a ridiculous meme, mind you, but perhaps you should present yourself the inquiry, “Why wouldn’t he?”
Fanny holds her breath and her anger in check, trembling, “Damn ye to hell, Athos! I….I HAVE NO BLOODY IDEA!
I doubt I would ever be a cruel enough man to allow you to bury his body without offering you the knowledge regardless of how entertaining the thought is.
*feigning disinterest* Whose body? I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. That is probably wise, since I have never *yet* made you regret you married me.
You are puzzling. You seemed to know quite clearly before.
I did not. You were just inferring. I was merely playing along! Yes…that’s it. *stiffling a laugh*
*arches a brow* Mm. I see.
Do you? I would think if anyone did you would.
Who am I to argue?