Monthly Archives: April 2004
Many a year ago, during the trials of separation twixt Douglas and myself, I outwitted Barbossa’s tall black brute of a man, called nothing more than ‘BoSun’ in a fair fight. I will spare the details of that fight for another tyme, and only say that as a woman and a Wytch, I had humiliated him. What was e’en worse, was that Captain Hector Barbossa and nearly the entire crewe had witnessed the besting. The man, had always viewed me, I am sure, with a hatred deeper than most men wish ‘pon the head of e’en another man. I watched BoSun stand in the shadow of his captain, but rarely did his eyes leave me. T’was an olde grudge betwixt the two of us and I knewe that sooner rather than later it woulde come up again. By the Goddess! I’faith I should have knowne that it woulde be afore the evening was out!
I’faith I heard through the grapevine that captainbarbossa had some choice words to say about my latest bit of storytelling. My apologies to you “Captain B(east)” . I confess, it was a completely coquettish way in which I was attempting to capture your attention. Truth be told, I do miss you. Now, if you were to assist that person who so graciously lends you the use of their comminication devices, they may be more inclined to let you out more often. I’ve heard the stories about your recent unruliness, and whilst I will sympathize with you, I cannot help but to reminde ye that manners are free, and pay off infinite dividends for both yourself – and to those of us who are longing to spend some quality time with ye.
And I am sorely missing, as the metaphor goes, all the creature comforts of your lap as of late. Yes, you are free to take that as ye will. 😉
Author Name: fannyfae
Title: The Kind of Accords that Lucifer Grants
Rating: R – maybe…
Pairings: Barbossa / Fanny Fae (OC) / Dawg Brown
Disclaimer: I do not own any character save Fanny Fae. Dawg (Douglas) Brown (Cuthroat Island), Morgan Adams and Captain Hector Barbossa belongs to others. I am just playing with them like I always play with my toys.
Summary: I and others have commandeered both “Cutthroat Island” and “Pirates of the Caribbean” and merged them for our own amusement. Fanny Fae and Douglas Francis O’Riely aka ‘Dawg Brown’ and his niece, Morgan Adams, have a run in with their old friend Captain Barbossa when planning to go on a swag expedition in the Japans against the Spanish and Portugese. The time period is before PotC, and before the curse. This is a setup for a larger tale that is still a work in progress. Note to self: Plot bunnies at Easter time are terrible things.